We have a tappable turd :D

player.gd

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+extends Area2D
+
+@export var max_fall_speed = 20
+@export var tap_strength = -5
+@export var gravity_strength = 10
+@export var rotate_tap_speed = .1
+@export var rotate_falling_speed = 2
+
+var speedy = 0
+
+func _input(event: InputEvent) -> void:
+	if event.is_action_pressed("tap"):
+		speedy = tap_strength
+		
+func _process(delta: float) -> void:
+	speedy = clamp(speedy + delta * gravity_strength, tap_strength, max_fall_speed)
+	position.y += speedy
+	rotate(abs(clamp(speedy * rotate_tap_speed, speedy * rotate_tap_speed, rotate_falling_speed * delta)))